1. You get water-boarded every time you shower from having to sit down.
2. You need a recycling bin next to your bed.
3. Sexy lingerie includes compression stockings.
4. The phrase from The Matrix "There is no spoon" has special meaning for you, and its not a good one.
5. The thought of being in a padded room actually sounds great!
6. The invention of Skype made you do a happy dance while sitting down. And then your heart rate was 160.
